January 2012
okay kids lets gather around and play “guess the number of photos the kids from my school are gonna upload of them getting ~*schw@sted*~,” you guys ready!??
December 2011
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
Watchneill:
One of the most eloquently written, perfectly acted, and genuinely comedic scenes in the history of cinematography.
user: if you scroll past this just unfollow me, you literally have no heart if you-
me: *keeps scrolling*
raytoroisqueen:
they prefer to be called african american eyed peas thank you very much
i made a new friend on the plane
ripkamsud:
dis us
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
we black
oh american apparel, why you so expensive
Watchholy christ i love the internet
Anonymous asked: what does gpoy mean?
Anonymous asked: 6 9 10
Anonymous asked: 1 2 4 7 16 24
corazonantibalas asked: 18
dark-peppermint asked: Happy Christmas!
teacher: okay class, listen, get out a piece of lined paper, fold it length wise, put your name, date, and period in the upper right hand corner, title it "____ notes", and number 1 through 25 without skipping lines
student 1: how do we fold it
student 2: do we skip lines
student 3: can i have some paper bro
student 4: do we have to title it
student 5: what's the date
me: i'm going to kill all of you
no:
kelly can you handle this
irrelevant can you handle this
beyonce can you handle this
i don’t think you can handle this
me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk at me
someone: hey
me: no not you
operator: 911 what's your emergency
me: do you like me
it just hit me. 2011 is over like next week.
nicoosuxx:
wtf have i done this year?
When your friends start liking something you told...
blackdiamondboner:
