February 2012
ewrecktion:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
6 tags
i yolo
you yolo
he, she, we yolo
yoloology?! the study of yolo?!
3 tags
guise i don’t know where i am but they definitely celebrate halloween
blackbruise:
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
Anonymous asked: are you path of the lgb community?
AP student: I'm in so many AP classes
AP student: they're advanced placement
AP student: that's what "AP" means
AP student: so that means I'm really smart
AP student: AP courses are college-level courses
AP student: I was in my AP classroom with my AP classmates today
AP student: because AP
ryannxp:
HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are
Remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a...
pinkie-poop:
some-glee-loser:
oh my fucking god
friend: 10 people have asked to be my valentine
me: sometimes i meow at cats and they meow back
beyoncebeytwice:
people who pour their milk before the cereal
